Missing love

One evening, Robert hurriedly walked into the police station to report the crime, saying that his wife Jennifer was missing.

Robert: “My wife is missing. She said she was going out to buy something yesterday morning, but she hasn’t come back yet.”

Police officer: “Sir, don’t worry, sit down and speak slowly. In order to find her, I need to ask you a few questions. Please tell me, how tall is your wife?” Robert: “Not very high, about 1.5 meters, right? .”

Officer: “Then is she fat or thin?” Robert: “Not thin, nor fat.”

Officer: “Sir, what color are her eyes?” Robert: “I don’t know, I never noticed.”

Officer: “What about the color of her hair?” Robert: “Her hair seems to change several colors a year. It may be dark brown now, I can’t remember.”

Officer: “What kind of clothes does your wife wear when you go out?” Robert: “It’s either a blue skirt or blue jeans…I can’t remember.”

Officer: “Sir, can you provide any other clues?” Robert: “That’s right! She drove away my car when she went out, a high-performance Audi with a special silver-gray metallic paint. The car is equipped with 8-speed automatic manual gearbox with shift paddles and 6.3-liter direct-injection 12-cylinder engine. The power can reach at least 460 horsepower. The car is equipped with a high-performance package. The wheels are larger than ordinary aluminum alloy wheels and have GT buckets. The seat is equipped with a satellite navigation system that can cover the world. It is a pity that there is a small scratch on the left front door of the car…”

With that, Robert began to cry.

Officer: “Don’t worry, sir, we will find your car.”