Overdue wait for seven


  In the middle of the night, my roommate felt hungry, just saw a piece of bread on the table, picked it up and ate it. At this time, I reminded me: “This bread is not very fresh, and the expiration date is today.” My
  roommate looked at his watch, took a few bites, put down the bread a few seconds later, and sighed: “Oh, it’s over. It’s twelve o’clock, I can’t eat it now, it’s expired!”
in a sentence

  In Chinese class, Xiaoqiang was lying on the table and sleeping, when the teacher asked: “Xiaoqiang, you make a question sentence.” Xiaoqiang was a little overwhelmed and said: “Teacher, are you asking me?” The
  teacher nodded and said, “Very good. , and make another imperative sentence.” Xiaoqiang said, “Teacher, I didn’t hear it clearly, please say it again.” The
  teacher said with approval: “Next, make another exclamation.” Xiaoqiang lowered his head and said, “It’s too difficult! .” The
  teacher said happily: “That’s a good answer, sit down.”
buy another bottle

  It was too hot to go shopping on weekends, so I bought a bottle of Coke, only to find an old grandmother always following me. So, I turned around and asked her, “Grandma, what’s the matter with you?” The
  grandma said, “I want the empty bottle in your hand.” That’s what happened, so I gave her the empty bottle.
  Who would have thought that after walking for a while and found the old grandma still following, I asked her wonderingly: “Isn’t the bottle for you, what else?” The
  old grandma said, “In such a hot day, I don’t believe you won’t buy another bottle!”
full of experience

  The son asked: “Dad, I’m taller than you, how come I’m so much lighter than you?”
  I said, “Weight not only depends on height, but also on me.”
parking master

  One day I was walking down the street and saw a car parked between two walls with the front and rear bars extremely close to the wall. I thought to myself, what a high level of reversing technology to get in!
  At this time, a buddy came over and stood beside the car with a sad face. I asked, “The car you parked? A master!” He said, “I parked the car, but I don’t know who built the wall here after I parked it!”
Come on, Xiaoming

  Before going to the operating table, the doctor said, “Come on, Xiao Ming, don’t be afraid!” The
  patient wondered, “Doctor, did you make a mistake, I’m not Xiao Ming.” The
  doctor bowed his head and smiled shyly, and said, “I know, I’m Xiao Ming . .”